Top 6 signs your IT job is making you fat
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1. You raid the vending machine after every meeting you have with your boss
2. Your ass is wider than your 24″ widescreen monitor
3. Your top three IT vendors are Pizza Hut, McDonalds, and Microsoft
4. Your mouse has food stains on it that are impossible to remove
5. Your computer keeps displaying a pop-up saying “Error #325 - Description: Error #325 isn’t an error, it’s how much you weight”
6. Your e-mail calendar has appointments regarding what restaurant you will eat and what you will eat for lunch
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