Top 10 reasons the guy in the next cubicle is a complete nutcase

 

1. He does a stabbing motion with his arm every time you speak to him

2. He gets a strange twitch when he’s in a bad mood

3. His zipper is down every time he leaves the lunch room

4. He sneaks up behind you when you least expect it

5. He keeps whispering about world domination and how he has been oppressed

6. He always tries to find similarities between World of Warcraft and reality

7. He says “LOL” in real conversations

8. He scratches his armpits and then smells his fingers

9. He keeps sniffing as if he just snorted a line of crack

10. He refers to himself in the third-person