Top 10 reasons the guy in the next cubicle is a complete nutcase

 
1. He does a stabbing motion with his arm every time you speak to him
2. He gets a strange twitch when he’s in a bad mood
3. His zipper is down every time he leaves the lunch room
4. He sneaks up behind you when you least expect it
5. He keeps whispering about world domination and how he has [...]

Take a break from work

Feeling the pain of the daily grind?  Take a day or two off of work and do whatever the hell you want to do.  Why bust your hump for the man everyday when all you get in return is a bigger waistline, less hair, and more stress.  Take some time off I say! 
Too many people [...]